kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
"I’ve never understood why people have to become brats when they become successful. I think you should work harder when you become successful because people are expecting more from you. Success doesn’t mean that you’re allowed to work less and treat people like shit. I’m not really supposed to say shit. Now I’ve gone and said it twice."